too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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