i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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