She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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