I must be too annoying 4 u.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just gift wrapped bread.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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