Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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