i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We are two peas in an std pod
Hippo gnu deer
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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