Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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