I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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