jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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