everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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