would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I will pee on everything he values.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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