did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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