i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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