I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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