youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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