the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Life is so much better after having sex.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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