Do vagina's smell?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
