carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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