Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize