Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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