Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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