come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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