She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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