Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
