Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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