do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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