I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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