You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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