I got chris browned last night
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just want nice things and good sex
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
