You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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