What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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