umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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