i just google imaged poop.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
