just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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