Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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