yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
barbara walters just said penis...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Randomize
