Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
it hurts more in the daytime
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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