is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Randomize
