i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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