It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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