he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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