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say what?
wanna hang out?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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