I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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