he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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