i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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