id be glad to
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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