she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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