note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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