Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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