I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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