i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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