and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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