Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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