I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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