Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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