my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I think my moral compass just broke
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize