Dual....:-)
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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