I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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